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Flight or Flight

Attention all test subjects. This is Cave. Two days from now all test chambers will be unavailable between the hours of 0600 and 1800. That means twelve hours with no testing, people. Now I'm well aware that many of you were born in the facility and probably have no notion of what "free time" is so the guys and gals have come up with a helpful list of suggestions for ways to spend the day. For example, the mathematically inclined among you may like to count to a million while the more creative types could decorate their detention booths with whatever materials they can find. I hear excrement makes an excellent medium. Failing that, you could try to see how long you can hold your breath. The world is literally your oyster.

Under no circumstances should test subjects attempt to leave their booths during the outage. We're going to be doing some pretty whacky things with physics out there that could end up rearringing your body parts in some interesting ways. The last guy that went wandering around the facility out of hours came back with his backside literally confused with his elbows. I had no idea where to look, I'm telling you.

I think we're done here. Cave Johnson, over and out.

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Size: Large
Difficulty: Medium - Hard
Time: Medium

V1.3

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