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ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER

Hey, remember Professor Shivan? Hard of hearing, no eyebrows, penchant for lighting things on fire? House Alembus is having their Alchemical Feast next week and I hear they’re hiring him to produce powdered sugar for the desserts - and he’s making it by burning swamp gas! Into Sugar! The old man might be a loon, but he sure does know his alchemy…

[Editor's note: this transmutation is scientifically accurate, Propane + Oxygen => Glucose + Hydrogen]