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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Kazanma Tarihi 31 May @ 13:40

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Kazanma Tarihi 1 Haz @ 13:05

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Kazanma Tarihi 31 May @ 14:27

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Kazanma Tarihi 31 May @ 13:52

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Kazanma Tarihi 1 Haz @ 9:02

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Kazanma Tarihi 1 Haz @ 13:09

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Kazanma Tarihi 2 Haz @ 7:57

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Kazanma Tarihi 2 Haz @ 11:17

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Kazanma Tarihi 3 Haz @ 13:47

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Kazanma Tarihi 4 Haz @ 4:19

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Kazanma Tarihi 1 Haz @ 13:17

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Kazanma Tarihi 1 Haz @ 14:45

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Kazanma Tarihi 2 Haz @ 15:04

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Kazanma Tarihi 2 Haz @ 7:39

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Kazanma Tarihi 2 Haz @ 7:49

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Kazanma Tarihi 1 Haz @ 15:30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Kazanma Tarihi 1 Haz @ 10:20

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Kazanma Tarihi 31 May @ 14:22

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Kazanma Tarihi 1 Haz @ 8:29

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Kazanma Tarihi 26 Haz @ 4:57

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Kazanma Tarihi 4 Haz @ 4:06

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Kazanma Tarihi 3 Haz @ 8:21

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Kazanma Tarihi 31 May @ 14:23

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Kazanma Tarihi 2 Haz @ 11:04

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Kazanma Tarihi 2 Haz @ 11:13

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Kazanma Tarihi 31 May @ 13:48

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Kazanma Tarihi 1 Haz @ 14:55

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Kazanma Tarihi 4 Haz @ 3:42

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Kazanma Tarihi 1 Haz @ 14:27

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Kazanma Tarihi 31 May @ 14:12

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Kazanma Tarihi 1 Haz @ 10:18

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Kazanma Tarihi 31 May @ 13:53

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Kazanma Tarihi 1 Haz @ 13:13

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Kazanma Tarihi 31 May @ 13:55

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Kazanma Tarihi 1 Haz @ 9:06

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Kazanma Tarihi 1 Haz @ 15:33

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Kazanma Tarihi 1 Haz @ 15:20

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Kazanma Tarihi 2 Haz @ 8:42

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Kazanma Tarihi 1 Haz @ 13:15

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Kazanma Tarihi 1 Haz @ 8:47

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Kazanma Tarihi 3 Haz @ 8:18

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Kazanma Tarihi 2 Haz @ 8:02

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Kazanma Tarihi 3 Haz @ 9:13

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

9 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

3 / 30

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

19 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

7 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

1 / 30