Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 Postal 1 Dude

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 31 Mei @ 1:40pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jun @ 1:05pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 31 Mei @ 2:27pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 31 Mei @ 1:52pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jun @ 9:02am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jun @ 1:09pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 2 Jun @ 7:57am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 2 Jun @ 11:17am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 3 Jun @ 1:47pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Didapatkan pada 4 Jun @ 4:19am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jun @ 1:17pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jun @ 2:45pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Didapatkan pada 2 Jun @ 3:04pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 2 Jun @ 7:39am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Didapatkan pada 2 Jun @ 7:49am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jun @ 3:30pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jun @ 10:20am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Didapatkan pada 31 Mei @ 2:22pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jun @ 8:29am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Didapatkan pada 26 Jun @ 4:57am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Didapatkan pada 4 Jun @ 4:06am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 3 Jun @ 8:21am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Didapatkan pada 31 Mei @ 2:23pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 2 Jun @ 11:04am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 2 Jun @ 11:13am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 31 Mei @ 1:48pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jun @ 2:55pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Didapatkan pada 4 Jun @ 3:42am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jun @ 2:27pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 31 Mei @ 2:12pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jun @ 10:18am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 31 Mei @ 1:53pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jun @ 1:13pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Didapatkan pada 31 Mei @ 1:55pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jun @ 9:06am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jun @ 3:33pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jun @ 3:20pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Didapatkan pada 2 Jun @ 8:42am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jun @ 1:15pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jun @ 8:47am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Didapatkan pada 3 Jun @ 8:18am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Didapatkan pada 2 Jun @ 8:02am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Didapatkan pada 3 Jun @ 9:13am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

9 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

3 / 30

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

19 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

7 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

1 / 30