F-22:Holy Hell who let the pyromaniac war criminal take off watch out hes going to burn down a forest if the trees start speaking a language that he doesn't understand oh I got a good joke what does the 4 mean in the Phantom's designation it's the amount of square miles of vegetation it burns per run so they can maximize...

F-4:Are you finished talking you f*****g you keyboard Warrior.

F-22:What the hell did you say to me you flying brick with wings.

F-4:Oh i'm sorry my radio must have lost connection there what i said was shut the f**k up you overpriced glorify toy honestly you are unreliable just as you were back during Vietnam.

F-22:Hey old timer no one asked for your opinion

F-4:Funny coming from the guy who sits in his missile bay in the last 20 years tell me has your aircraft ever shot down an enemy fighter other than a balloon or UFO didn't think so.

F-22:Hey how's your wife and my kids.

F-4:Oh shut the f**k up kid don't play the tough guy act when you haven't done s**t in your life kid I was part of the Thunderbirds and the Blue Angels before you were even born.

F-22:I'm about to fall asleep if you keep talking.

F-4:Oh really here I got something for you that will wake you up.

*Target locked noise*

F-22:Oh you're going down old man.

F-4:Let's see what a so-called 5th gen fighter can really do.

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