Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
♥♥♥♥ me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy

Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)

Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
We'll fill your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my ♥♥♥♥'s ascension
Sixteen bits of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're my ecstasy

♥♥♥♥♥, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "♥♥♥♥ you, Baldi"
♥♥♥♥♥, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "♥♥♥♥ you, Baldi"
♥♥♥♥♥, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "♥♥♥♥ you, Baldi"
♥♥♥♥♥, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "♥♥♥♥ you, Baldi"

Don't eat ass in the halls
Don't eat ass in the halls
Don't eat ass in the halls
Don't eat ass—
Hahaha, just kidding

♥♥♥♥♥, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "♥♥♥♥ you, Baldi"
♥♥♥♥♥, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "♥♥♥♥ you, Baldi"
♥♥♥♥♥, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "♥♥♥♥ you, Baldi"
♥♥♥♥♥, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "♥♥♥♥ you, Baldi"

Rats, you got away
*sigh*
Guess I'll die