Boy sigma boy sigma boy sigma, I would tickle his dingaling

ik hoop dat de man onder mij een goede pijpbeurt krijgt

deze man krijgt platte hand van de shoarmaboer

DOODOO doesnt get the reference

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I’ve come to make an announcement: Diego’s a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ballz! That’s right, he took his black-ass’ wrinkly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ballz, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com : Diego, you’ve got a small ♥♥♥♥, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no black, no wrinkles — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my ballz, so guess what, I’m gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! Now get outta my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight, before I piss on you too!