Ceo of SmS
I have a pole located to the south
It's sweet as candy, let me pop it in your 👄
It's long, and hard, and even harder to carry
Seasons greeting it comes with cherries 🍒
On the weekends they can be a little hairy
Please come over and tickle my berries
On my holiday we love to give our thanks
To the boys and girls who swallow kids and franks
On this Sunday, yes Lord we give our thanks to hooker's and skanks, Amen