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1.6 hrs on record
BEST GAME ON STEAM DECK. BETTER WITH FRIENDS. OUTSTANDING VISUAL STYLE. MOST INNOVATIVE GAMEPLAY BY A LONGSHOT. THE BEST GAME I SUCK AT. BEST SOUNDTRACK IN VIDEOGAME HISTORY, AMPLIFIED EVEN FURTHER BY THE FANTASTICAL MICROPHONE SETTINGS. OUTSTANDING STORY THAT PUTS THE LIKES OF TOLKIEN TO SHAME. MY FAVOURITE GAME TO SIT BACK AND RELAX TO, THIS HAS ALL MY NOMINATIONS!!!
GAME OF THE YEAR BABY!
Posted 29 November, 2024.
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0.8 hrs on record
you do in fact NOT get an achievement for sawing off your shotgun and shooting yourself in multiplayer
Posted 19 November, 2024.
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44.3 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
uncle ted was wrong
Posted 14 October, 2024. Last edited 14 October, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
182.9 hrs on record (146.2 hrs at review time)
press z
die
Posted 8 October, 2024.
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0.5 hrs on record
this game made me support eugenics through means of testicular torsion. take a board game that can run on a microwave, but then make it do equations to pinpoint each particle in the universe at all times. my bitcoin miner porn games run better than this pile of ♥♥♥♥, this game is the next ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crysis 2
Posted 26 November, 2023.
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