I don't like the disgusting way this egg stares at me. What’s so funny? Why look at me like that? Every time I see it, my spine gets that cold, slimy shiver. Can someone PLEASE tell the devs this guy is harassing me? It’s, again, disgusting. I try to look away, but I can feel those eyes judging me.

And it knows. It KNOWS I don’t want it, yet it sticks around like some kind of unhinged, yolk-filled stalker. The worst part? If I try to sell it, it has the NERVE to toss a few coins my way as if it’s bribing me to keep it around. I'm supposed to keep this thing between rounds? For a bit of money? What am I, some kind of desperate Joker egg babysitter?

The answer is yes! i'm gonna buy it just because its the first ante.