spy :3's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 5:58am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 3:29am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 2:16am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 2:16am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 1:06am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 1:58am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 3:20am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 2:19am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 3:36am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:26am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 2:01am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 1:14am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:20am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 2:57am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:15am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 5:59am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 3:39am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 1:11am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 5:57am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:42am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 5:57am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:22am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 2:24am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:40am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:51am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:22am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 10:18am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:10am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:56am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 6:23am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

7 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

1 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

11 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

0 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

18 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

0 / 10

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

12 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

12 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

1 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

3,615 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

28 / 30