spy :3s prestationsframsteg för POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Upplåst 23 nov, 2024 @ 5:58

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Upplåst 24 nov, 2024 @ 3:29

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Upplåst 24 nov, 2024 @ 2:16

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Upplåst 24 nov, 2024 @ 2:16

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Upplåst 24 nov, 2024 @ 1:06

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Upplåst 24 nov, 2024 @ 1:58

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Upplåst 24 nov, 2024 @ 3:20

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Upplåst 1 dec, 2024 @ 2:19

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Upplåst 1 dec, 2024 @ 3:36

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Upplåst 1 dec, 2024 @ 4:26

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Upplåst 1 dec, 2024 @ 2:01

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Upplåst 24 nov, 2024 @ 1:14

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Upplåst 26 dec, 2024 @ 8:20

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Upplåst 1 dec, 2024 @ 2:57

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Upplåst 26 dec, 2024 @ 8:15

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Upplåst 23 nov, 2024 @ 5:59

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Upplåst 24 nov, 2024 @ 3:39

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Upplåst 24 nov, 2024 @ 1:11

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Upplåst 23 nov, 2024 @ 5:57

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Upplåst 1 dec, 2024 @ 4:42

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Upplåst 23 nov, 2024 @ 5:57

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Upplåst 1 dec, 2024 @ 4:22

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Upplåst 24 nov, 2024 @ 2:24

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Upplåst 27 dec, 2024 @ 1:40

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Upplåst 26 dec, 2024 @ 6:51

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Upplåst 26 dec, 2024 @ 8:22

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Upplåst 26 dec, 2024 @ 10:18

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Upplåst 27 dec, 2024 @ 1:10

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Upplåst 27 dec, 2024 @ 2:56

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Upplåst 5 dec, 2024 @ 6:23

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Upplåst 26 dec, 2024 @ 8:51

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

7 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

1 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

11 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

0 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

18 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

0 / 10

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

12 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

12 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

1 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

3,615 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

28 / 30