Recent reviews by ChampChampChamp

You ever stumble across one of those YouTube videos of some professional chef type taking unhealthy, disposable garbage like Twinkies and making some version of it that looks actually appetizing and enjoyable to eat? This is that.

PEAKo Park 2

20MTD isn't a particularly deep or complex example of its genre, but for 5 bucks max, it's hard not to give a recommendation.

Both refreshingly tasteful and deeply disturbing, Mouthwashing is one of the rarest gems in gaming, an insightful, thoughtful look into the minds of monsters and their victims, entirely devoid of shock value or unearned scares.

Slapping robots silly with broadswords the size of buses should be a guaranteed good time, but having to stomach a plot and dialogue that makes bad anime look like slightly less bad anime leaves DXM hard to recommend at best.

Ever heard of something called cup head old man?

I hold nothing but malice in my heart for the genre of Precision Platformers. I would rather give myself a hysterectomy than play 5 minutes of Super Meat Boy (I am a biological male). If I played Jump King ONCE, I would suffer multiple consecutive and simultaneous heart attacks.

Celeste is pretty neat.

The most criminally underplayed game I've come across. If you have even a passing interest in art, or in kick-ass electropop music, Cucchi is the game for you.

At some point, we will see Chrono Trigger again. Maybe in the same vein as the Final Fantasy VII remake, possibly as just another updated rerelease. God have mercy on the souls of anyone who decides to take a crack at Chrono 3. In any case, some will say the original is now obsolete or outdated, and they will be very, very wrong.

wait this isnt pizza tower