My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.... hold your horses.. uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER??!??! O_O Not to be a freak but... just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. You started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling" lol.

Here ♥♥♥♥ Santa Claus, here ♥♥♥♥ Santa Claus, right down slutty girl lane! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is your daddy not giving you enough cummies?! Hold up, ho! It's cummy SEASON! Push that daddy to the side and let a NEW father in YOUR CHIMNEY!! Father CHRISTMAS, the KING of cummies! That's right, he's been making little girls squishy for CENTURIES. Don't mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the NAUGHTIEST girls squishy! So send this to all the nastiest girls you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get back and you're a basic coal-slinging ♥♥♥♥♥. Get back and you get eaten like cookiesand slurped like milk! Get back and Santa's big ♥♥♥♥ will grow sizes inside of you! Get back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get yummy nummy squishy cummies until next Christmas!

Hope you're doing well !

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