You owe me five farthings say the bells of St Martins

"It's a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing."

+rep Once hired him in Camden on a tough night, 10/10, would recommend his services.

+rep one day back in 1999, I attended a funeral in Atlanta. A close friend of my wife had tragically passed away in a plane crash in the Nepalese mountains a few months earlier. We decided to go to a local bar where a band of ruffians had come charging in with sub-machine guns, demanding everyone to hand over their valuable possessions. Thankfully, this man hearing the commotion from the adjacent street, charged in. He brandished a cane, a velvet jacket, a ring on each finger, and a hat with a bright white feather. He shouted at the robbers declaring "these are my streets fool, don't you dare attack these brothers and sisters on my territory". They seemed slightly hinged, yet continued in robbing me and my companions. He lept into action, using his shaq-fu, and his cane, he ankle-broke each member of the gang one by one at a lightning pace, without putting on a sweat. After the fight, he said "anyone wanna hire a prostitute". I will never forget that day this absolute pimp saved us.

I can give validity to the fellow's claim just below me

The guy below me is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at CS