Meet Lucas. A man so skilled, he can miss every shot in a shooter and still somehow get MVP. Watching him play is like witnessing performance art—rage, confusion, and triumph in perfect harmony.

He once tried to crouch in a game with no crouch button, spent 15 minutes trying to "tame" an enemy NPC, and called a loot box a "snack." Truly, a gaming visionary.

If you ever wonder who’s throwing grenades at their own team or building stairs into the sky for no reason, it’s Lucas. And we wouldn't have it any other way.

10/10 would follow into virtual battle again. Just… maybe not too closely. He has a tendency to explode.

I am soooo obsessed with you.Like obsessed obsessed.Like texting u on 2 platforms in a 30 min time span even tho u haven’t texted back obsessed.Like can’t stop thinking about u obsessed.Like can’t sleep obsessed.I a soooo in love with u and i don’t mind looking this desperate or letting u know cuz like screw that i really really really like you.Like a lot.And i like this and i love u so much And like no texting games no playing hard and idk I thought u should know

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Salam brother. Remember when in childhood we went to computers, when we did not have money, we did push-UPS with the boys in front of the admin. How many times I did push-UPS - I got so many free minutes on computers. Only you didn't do push-UPS, but went out with the admin to the toilet, after that you played the most, we envied you...

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