I got home from the *wink* *wink* party and I saw him in my side yard spit roasting my Chihuahua. That's not the worst part, he found my stash of Johnson and Johnson and used it on my wife who was tied up to my neighbor's dog

I had a similar experience to the guy below me but instead of him twerking he was grinding on a Kamala Harris pillow like he has a weird fetish with her or something.

This dude screamed at me in the mic because I killed him in hunt showdown and when he tried to get back up he stepped on my bear trap he somehow got my phone number and sent a video of him punching the iPhone camera and towards the end of the video he was butt naked twerking