*sigh* Ok! a new year of witch hunting means a new self hunter report for the guild! well lets get started

My hunters alias is that of the #1 sable hater, but my true identity is by the title of DDmayhem

since I've become an elder hunter I'm also ordered to tell my witch hunting start so here I go

The day someone decides to become a witch hunter is a day one never forgets, at least for me anyway. It all started on Monday, ‎June ‎17, ‎2024 during the twisted masquerade event, on this date I made the fateful decision to try out being a hunter to see how it works out, as other elder hunters might know this was very early on into the birth of sable, hunters were uncommon and sparse because few knew of their sins at the time, I however was one of the few that did, welllll to a lesser extant anyways, this was before I had seen 99% of things that made me hate sable but nevertheless I decided to hunt under the alias of "I dislike sable" (see what I mean, I wasn't truly committed yet) And decided to que up for a hunt, little did I know this match would change my fate forever, I went on a hunt for a with by the name of "A dirty slut" and yes as that name suggest they were a foul witch encompassing sins that would probably give them a modern day grade of A minimum, but despite that a rookie hunter like me at the time was still able to take them out quite easily, at the end of the match I will never forget the words that witch spoke to me, they told me to kill myself, I wasn't even mean that match, nor did I tunnel camp or slug, it seamed that they told me this based on my innocuous alias, it was then that I realized that these witches are a plague that needs to be eradicated, and as such I decided to become a full time hunter, my name change to the "#1 Sable hater" wasn't until a bit later but that's a story for another time

Another question I'm meant to answer is why I hate sables every sane person has at least some reason to hate her but here is mine

I absolutely despise gooners, before I started hunting witches I was actually considering going after those with cringe unfunny gooner names, I feel like gooners are the worst part of the dbd community and lo and behold sable comes out, as my hunter reports should have illustrated 95% of sables tend to be gooners, and not just your everyday average gooners, sable attracts *advanced* gooners, the type of gooners that you know damn well have never touched grass, it doesn't help that sable as a character was designed by bhvr to ring theses degen simps of every penny, it disgusts me to my core, oh and the other 5% innocent sables? I hate them too, all these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do is cover for the 95% degens by allowing people to say "NoT aLl SaBlEs ArE bAd" If you truly are a good person then stop enabling gooners and degens, if not get ready to be hunted like the rest of them


now for the final question of who do I use to hunt sinners and who do I play while of duty

I main blight and vecna for my hunts and main jonah and trevor outside of them simple as that

This should finish this years report or at least the skeleton of it, I will update with any newly requested questions of me, until then this is elder hunter #1 sable hater ready for the next hunt!!!