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TIFU for saying, "i'm fast as ♥♥♥♥ boi" in front of my parents. S So my mom came home from a bad day at work and asked me to make her a mug cake. I said for sure, and made her one. I was in a rush because I knew she wanted to go sit down, and I forgot to make the miniature batch of icing that goes on top. I handed it to her, told her it was hot, and she asked where the icing was. I sprinted back into the kitchen with socks on for extra boost, and made the icing really quick. I slid back into our living room and handed it to her, and she told me, "wow that was fast!" Then I said the fatal line, my ultimate demise. "I'M FAST AS ♥♥♥♥ BOI" The room goes quiet. I can feel the verbal beating I'm about to get. My mom tells me I'm grounded for a week and the only reason it's not two is because the mug cake is really good and she does appreciate it. So now I'm pretending to do homework but instead I'm writing this.

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