living embodiment of a tub of lard

he sucks me everyday

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Accept my friend request bro

After a good duo in rust, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great duos and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a rust party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard push against my leg. I punched him and then tripled his ass. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy +rep