"Is that game a Cheater Fest ? If it's a Cheater Fest I don't want it."

Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of micro-transactions. It has no creativity, interesting gameplay, or fun. It is an amalgamation of the choices of several shareholders, rushed, unfinished, buggy, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy video game obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this digital monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of code is more than a cheater fest. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for well made digital media. It is hubris manifest.

We also have GUN SKINS if you would prefer that.

kanye would not like this game