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"Is that game a Cheater Fest ? If it's a Cheater Fest I don't want it."

Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of micro-transactions. It has no creativity, interesting gameplay, or fun. It is an amalgamation of the choices of several shareholders, rushed, unfinished, buggy, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy video game obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this digital monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of code is more than a cheater fest. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for well made digital media. It is hubris manifest.

We also have GUN SKINS if you would prefer that.

car go fast make sadness go bye bye

Destroyed a kid that said it was copied from Apex.

This game is a masterpiece. It feels good to play, looks absolutely gorgeous and runs like a dream. The setting and story are similarly top tier, and I would have to dig deep to fault CONTROL: Ultimate Edition. It hasn't won a boatload of awards for nothing.

kanye would not like this game

Great game. Great middle east simulator.

When are you adding skibidi update with w rizz and level 10 fanum gyatt ?

Objectively the worst game in the series; still a very enjoyable game!

I will leave the cat here, so that everybody who passes by can pet it and give it a thumbs up and awards
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I will leave the cat here, so that everybody who passes by can pet it and give it a thumbs up and awards
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