Derelict Spacecraft
lame, maim, get in the game :handsoffmynuts:
lame, maim, get in the game :handsoffmynuts:
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Jake Gyllenhaal 20 Jan @ 5:09pm 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
Jake Gyllenhaal 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:42pm 
this dude doesnt even ride a horse like cowboy!!!
Derelict Spacecraft 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:22pm 
superimposed easter island head