you smell good... like actually so good.... like actually really good smelly

hey! couldn't help but notice you were a GIRL gamer.. haha... now, not to be so forward, but i hope you take into consideration this request that i am in need of asking... could we perhaps... *clears throat* hold hands? now... i know this must seem very forward.. haha... but i couldn't help but fall in love when i heard that you weren't just a GIRL... but a girl that plays GAMES! you aren't like the other women in this pathetic world... heh...

hey, i think you might have left your turtles cooking rice on the stove, you might want ot go check that out. turtles cause big house fires lately.

ilove you
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May I, a woman respecting and feminist-supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.

meow