Emo Flamingo
Bilbo baggins the destroyer of John.
Beware of the One who DropKicks, He WILL make you his Bond Servant.
Beware of the One who DropKicks, He WILL make you his Bond Servant.
Fresh 17. Aug. um 14:50 
CHAPTER 5:

The giant erect buildings stretched into the stratosphere. It is hard to explain how a building can be so.... massive. Obi-Wan majestically traversed out of his cockpit. His big pointy feet seemed to float effortlessly from the ship's stairwell. He motioned to the colossal entrance of the academy with his burly, yet smooth, hands.

"This way, young padawan. Here, you will begin your training in the ways of the force. We will teach you the way of the light side, but beware, the dark side is very very naughty."

"Are you going to be my Master?" I excitedly asked.

"No, I already have a padawan. You could only be my padawan if Anakin were to be removed or killed."

My mind immediately began to race as jealousy flooded through my head. I deeply desired Obi-Wan to be my Master above anything else I could think of. Maybe it was his charming looks, or that he was the one who introduced me to this world of opportunities. I don't think I'll ever know, but I know that I NEED Kenobi.
Fresh 17. Aug. um 14:38 
CHAPTER 4:

We sailed out on the open sky for a while without saying a word. I looked out the window of the cockpit with pure awe. Finally, after what seems to be an eternity inside the cockpit, he spoke,

"Look out of the cockpit, you see that planet in the distance? That is Coruscant. We have almost arrived."

As we got closer to the giant planet, my small cockpit felt increasingly more claustrophobic. My awe was quickly wearing off and I began to grow curious. I asked the mysterious jedi,

"Who are you?"

He replied coolly, "I am Obi-Wan Kenobi, a Master on the Jedi Council."

My jaw dropped. I couldn't believe I was sitting in my cockpit next to a real Jedi Master.

After a couple more minutes of silent flight as I sat in my cockpit, we finally landed on Coruscant. As I climbed out of the cockpit, I looked around in wonder. I couldn't believe how many little ships I saw flying around, each with their own cockpits. Coruscant was quite a sight for my innocent Earthian eyes.
Katy Parry 9. Mai um 14:04 
I forgot how cursed these comments were oh my gosh, what were we doing last december I dont even remember this crap
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Fresh 19. Dez. 2024 um 13:52 
My mouth opened, but no words came out. I simply kept putting one foot in front of the other, as that was all I could do. Once I had come to the fighter, the jedi motioned to the co-pilot cockpit. I thought about the world I was leaving behind: My friends, my family, all of the pleasures that planet Earth offered. But then, I thought of what was out there: A whole universe waiting to be discovered, the uncertainty of what lies ahead, adventure, joy, and love! I gleefully clambered into the cockpit. He rested himself in his seat, engaged the ship's transmission, and lifted off without saying a word. We rocketed out of the atmosphere. A galaxy layed out in front of us.

CHAPTER 4 COMING WHEN I GAIN THE ABILITY TO SUMMON UP MORE GARBAGE
Fresh 19. Dez. 2024 um 13:51 
CHAPTER 3

A massive space ship landed on a large patch of flat land outside my school. I, with my almost infinite knowledge of the star wars universe that I gained studying the force, instantly recognized it as a BTL-S8 K-wing Assault Starfighter. A jedi slowly and methodically steps out of the ship. It seemed as if the entire world had gone silent, except for the wind. His stare penetrated my very soul, and I felt inclined to approach him. All eyes were on me as I nervously shuffled towards him. His voice echoed across the pain,

"childe, you have come far in the force without a master. I have been sent to retrieve you and take you to the Jedi Academy on Coruscant."

(rest of chapter 3 coming in another message, gay character limit is 1000)