Recent reviews by Alon

disappointingly easy honestly

Kill planes
Behead flying medbays
Round house kick a tank into the concrete
Slam dunk a spiderbot into the trash can
Crucify filthy protowarriors
defecate in an artilley cannon's food
Launch metalballs into the sun
Toss trucks into active volcanos
Urinate in a bountyhunter's oil container
Judo throw snipers into a woodchipper

The slavic grindset
>Wake up
>Consume moldy bread
>Shoot your neighbour, he doesn't die
>He shoots you, die instantly
>Repeat

Tight ♥♥♥♥ bro

I like my women with a big ass? Hell yeah!
Big boobs? Hell yeah!
Scales? Oh you know it!
But most importantly, do I like my women with a big heart?... HELL YEAH!

And now an actual review, I want to clarify that I am a hardcore PC capital G Gamer I game, I p-rank ultrakill, I have more than a thousand hours on tf2 me like speed and retro shooters which is relevant to me recommending a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ visual novel of all things trust me, fellow ''Real gamer™'' this is worth it, every song makes me feel things both for what they express and the memory of the scene that was happening while it played ''Dream of a dance'', ''Friends and family'', ''See us run'' all great songs that for one don't sound like the typical indie game #emotional song and I'm not gonna tackle the story since I don't wanna make this even longer. Just know that its peak fiction and it alone is worth the 15 bucks, so please make yourself the favor and play it I garantee you those first 12ish hours will at the very least give you another reason to smile

T-bagged benny, feeling good.

Silly little boy kills the world

I have no idea of what am I doing

Geometry dash meets cod zombies
And it's damn good

nice