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I'm dusking it

It really does feel like you're playing through an animation

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate it, 10/10

disappointingly easy honestly

Kill planes
Behead flying medbays
Round house kick a tank into the concrete
Slam dunk a spiderbot into the trash can
Crucify filthy protowarriors
defecate in an artilley cannon's food
Launch metalballs into the sun
Toss trucks into active volcanos
Urinate in a bountyhunter's oil container
Judo throw snipers into a woodchipper

The slavic grindset
>Wake up
>Consume moldy bread
>Shoot your neighbour, he doesn't die
>He shoots you, die instantly
>Repeat

Tight ♥♥♥♥ bro

I want to clarify first that I am a hardcore PC capital G Gamer I game, I p-rank ultrakill, I have more than a thousand hours on tf2 me like speed and retro shooters which is relevant to me recommending a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ visual novel of all things, trust me fellow Real gamer™, this is worth it, even if I can't explain it here because all words would be inneficient at best. I will say that even if it doesn't take itself ultra serious all the time, and even if you personally don't see yourself playing a visual novel I 100% recommend it and since I don't want to spoil any of it I'll just go ahead and say that it's one of the few games (story driven games mind you) that has not only managed to make me *feel* things to the breaking point at times wheather it is by ''oh hey I've been there before'', not in the personal physical way, i'm not parapeligic or anything but I've been given the ''right place right time'' privilege to see some of the situations depicted in this game from the front row's seats.
But that's a personal thingy, as for what it offers to a general, non descript public it's a charmingly written game about understanding and empathy (and of course anthropomorphic dinosaur women but y'know what? ♥♥♥♥ you dinosaurs are cool) as for how much kick you're getting for your buck, it's around 12hs long with 4 RADICALLY different endings that depend in what choices you took across it's runtime, I'd also like to say that despite the game having like 1 choice per hour it really does feel like you're leading the plot or at least that you're genuienly making the difference in said plot and I just think that speaks wonders to the writting.

So if I've managed to convince you to take in this brute gem of a game and you've managed to keep the microplastics in your brain from making you flee in desperation to your local tiktok wannabe app so you can get into what's trending again, feel free to come by the community tab and tell us what you thought of it all it's genuienly heart warming to see how people's first experience with this game went. (also we've got steam workshop support in case you wanna play some mods, don't tell anyone I told you that tho)

T-bagged benny, feeling good.

Silly little boy kills the world