suck on my big fat metaphorical weener

skibidi rizz party

yep its all over the place and its sticky

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Jingle my bells 🔔 you ho ho hoes. It’s Christmas 🎄 Eve and you know what that means, time ⏰ for the jolly fat man 🎅 to stick his Yule LOG 🪵 in your stocking 🧦. Santa made his list 📋 and he checked it twice. He’s going to find out if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😡 or nice 😊 . Have you been a HO-HO-HORNY elf 🧝 or were you a good boy 😛 for daddy Clause? Tonight’s the night that Santa 🎅and his 8️⃣ horny reindeer 🦌land the sleigh 🛷 on you roof 🏠 and ♥♥♥ 💦down your chimney

The weather outside is rizzy🔥And the fire is so skibidi🔥💀🗣And since I gyat to go"Ohio🔥, Ohio💀, Ohio🤓And my goon streaks have no sign of ending🗿and the sus among us is venting🤨oi baka you know it so😏Ohio🔥, Ohio💀, Ohio🤓While im rizzing in fortnight😏Im edging