[Goomba]
Hey, have you heard about that Mario guy?
[Koopa]
Him? You mean?
[Goomba]
Yea, the one with the mushrooms
[Koopa]
Yea!
[Goomba]
You know, the one jumping around in the forest
[Koopa]
Yea, yea, I know him, I know him
[Goomba]
Yes? Okay, hey check it out!

[Verse 1]
Super Mario RPG
It is the only one just for me
When I play the game, I get lost in a phase
Then I find out I'm stuck in Geno's Maze
Gimme Frog Coins!
Gimme Mario!
Gimme Frog Coins!
Gimme Mallow!
Gimme See Ya!
Gimme Geno!
Gimme Cookies!
Of course, we will get you that Mario
We need to mute that stupid voice
I need to get those damn frog coins

[Chorus]
There are many secrets in this game!
Many of which drive some peeps insane!
Why we try to cheat in a really good game?
Just sounds like crap and it makes you look lame!
Exiting the forest is super simple:
All you do is follow these path turns
For the rest of your gaming life

[Verse 2: Exor]
Gimme Star Eye, gimme Cookies, gimme See Ya
Gimme Great Guy's Casino gimme everything I need
[Exor]
My name is Exor, I'm the rappers angel
Travelling Blade with the Axem Rangers
Why should lamers like Mario with his Party of
A bunch of retarded Joes
Fix a Star Road, I don't think so
[Geno]
Geno Whirl!
[Exor]
I don't blink slow
[Geno]
Let's do this!
[Geno & Exor]
Cause every time I drive and rhyme a rhyme
I damage my right eye more than nine times ninety nine
[Verse 3: Mario]
Lately's been a boredom and lack of interest
Little cats call us ♥♥♥♥ and incestuous
Italian guy, gotta buy some time to blast right past
Rescue the captive princesses
Koopas and Gombas, them I laugh at
I'ma hit "A" to raise the level of attacks
Don't fight the poverty, but hey! Kids that are lonely can
Drop it and play my game to get their bodies to act glad

[Verse 4]
[Mallow]
Gimme
[Croco]
My name is Croco
[Mallow]
Gimme, gimme
[Croco]
Wallet
[Mallow]
Gimme
[Croco]
Wallet
[Grate Guy]
Oh Hello!
[Mallow]
Gimme, gimme
[Mario]
Oh, it's a little creepy up here
[Croco]
In the end of the game
[Grate Guy]
Yeah, it is
[Mallow]
Gimme
[Mario]
I'm a little low on hit points
[Croco]
Items
[Mallow]
Gimme, gimme
[Mario]
You have any refreshments?
[Croco]
Something rare
[Grate Guy]
Yea, you can take this mushroom
[Mario]
BUT IT'S ROTTEN!!
[Verse 5: Peach]
I am just a princess, please help me!
Booster is scary
I've heard rumours he's taking me to Marrymore
But I don't wanna marry more I wanna marry Mario
Gimme Frog Coins!
Gimme Mario!
Gimme Frog Coins!
Gimme Mallow!
Gimme SeeYa!
Gimme Geno!
Gimme my frying pan and parasol

[Chorus]