tom6558's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:16am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:04am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:07am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 10:02am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:28am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 5:41am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:23am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:15am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 10:00am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 8:57am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:57am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 5:28am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:50am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:50pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 10:38am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 7:12am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:15pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:37am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:13am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:56am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 9:46am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 19 Apr @ 1:04pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 26 Apr @ 8:06am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 9:14am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:19am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 10:35am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:53am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:18am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 26 Apr @ 8:17am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 19 Apr @ 1:02pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 10:27am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:07am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 8:53am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 8:48am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 10:59pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:22am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 26 Apr @ 7:19am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:15am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:28am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 19 Apr @ 12:49pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 10:37am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:29am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:25am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 9:47am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:35am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 19 Apr @ 11:11pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 6:01am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 10:05am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:23am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:37am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 10:10am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:53am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:26am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:50am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:48am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:55am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

19 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

27 / 30