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Odemčeno 56 z 89 (63 %) achievementů:
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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odemčeno 29. led. v 5.16

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odemčeno 29. led. v 6.04

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odemčeno 29. led. v 6.07

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Odemčeno 25. dub. v 10.02

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odemčeno 30. led. v 2.28

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Odemčeno 12. čvn. v 5.41

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odemčeno 29. led. v 5.23

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odemčeno 30. led. v 8.15

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Odemčeno 30. led. v 10.00

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Odemčeno 15. dub. v 8.57

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Odemčeno 11. čvn. v 3.57

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Odemčeno 12. čvn. v 5.28

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Odemčeno 5. čvc. v 6.50

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Odemčeno 10. čvn. v 14.50

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odemčeno 28. led. v 10.38

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Odemčeno 14. dub. v 7.12

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Odemčeno 10. čvn. v 12.15

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Odemčeno 1. úno. v 2.37

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Odemčeno 9. čvn. v 11.13

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Odemčeno 30. led. v 8.56

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Odemčeno 25. dub. v 9.46

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odemčeno 19. dub. v 13.04

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Odemčeno 26. dub. v 8.06

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odemčeno 30. led. v 9.14

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odemčeno 30. led. v 2.19

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odemčeno 28. led. v 10.35

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odemčeno 29. led. v 5.53

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odemčeno 30. led. v 4.18

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 26. dub. v 8.17

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Odemčeno 19. dub. v 13.02

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Odemčeno 28. led. v 10.27

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odemčeno 29. led. v 6.07

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Odemčeno 15. dub. v 8.53

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odemčeno 15. dub. v 8.48

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Odemčeno 30. led. v 22.59

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Odemčeno 11. čvn. v 5.22

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 26. dub. v 7.19

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odemčeno 28. led. v 1.15

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 29. led. v 5.28

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odemčeno 19. dub. v 12.49

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odemčeno 28. led. v 10.37

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odemčeno 14. dub. v 1.29

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 29. led. v 5.25

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Odemčeno 25. dub. v 9.47

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Odemčeno 14. dub. v 1.35

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Odemčeno 19. dub. v 23.11

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Odemčeno 12. čvn. v 6.01

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Odemčeno 28. led. v 10.05

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Odemčeno 29. led. v 6.23

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Odemčeno 5. čvc. v 10.37

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Odemčeno 28. led. v 10.10

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Odemčeno 5. čvc. v 6.53

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Odemčeno 5. čvc. v 10.26

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Odemčeno 5. čvc. v 9.50

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Odemčeno 5. čvc. v 10.48

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Odemčeno 9. čvn. v 10.55



Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
19 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
27 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+10

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