If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️you can catch me letting it rip😤 at my girl’s funeral😅👻💀 cause it’s bey blade or catch a fade🙏👊😠💯😭

Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them.

The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate gaming laptops.

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SPAWN CAMPPPPP!! I scream as I ghost into a hospital wearing my TOP GAP T-shirt, aiming for the newborn babies, unfortunately one of the husbands sett ulted me into the ground and the police skarner ulted me to jail. T1’s blood rush didn’t give me hulk strength like he said it would so i broke my wrist punching the wall of the cell Thanks Big T!

Dear Roseburg families,

I am writing today to debunk some misinformation that has been circulating on social media about some of our students and schools.

You may have heard of the so-called “furry” trend around the U.S., in which students claim to identify as animals and act accordingly at school. While we do encourage our students to express their creativity and individuality, I can assure you that all our students are required to act like humans on our campuses. We take disruptive behavior seriously and work to ensure all of our students can focus on learning and gaining the skills needed for future success.

False rumors have also accused school districts around the country of providing these students with litter boxes in school restrooms. To be clear, this is not happening at our schools, and we have not heard of a single instance in which this is occurring in any other school district. These rumors are completely baseless.