Recent reviews by Nosk

Played since the beta or whatever it was, and just recently came back to this. The game fell off hard and became a soulless cash-grab of a game. It was saddening to see what happened to this because it was genuinely a good game at launch.

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm "A Cup of Liber-tea"
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level (if all you care about is the stratagems and warbonds)
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding (only if you want to get max level)

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life (I LOVE STORIES THAT ARE FORGED BY THE COMMUNITY'S ACTIONS)

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average (Dependant on mission)
☑ Long (Dependant on operation)
☑ To infinity and beyond (Extreme or higher operations)

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs (from my experience)
☐ Can get annoying
☑ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{Community }---
☐ NPC Guide is my best friend (It's Offline bruh)
☑ Family Friendly ("Im frend" - Dremskiy")
☐ Average
☑ 17+ ("HEART - STEEL, WE - KILL, WE - GO, UNTO WAR!" - The Automotons)
☐ Nothing to do here

---{Rating }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10

Note - "FOR SUUPER EAAAAAARTH!!!!"

Loved the game until an unknown issue came up one day that makes it and the original game completely unable to play.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm (when you crit an enemy)
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad (every other situation)
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W' (only on phlog pyro)
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☑ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{Community }---
☐ NPC Guide is my best friend (It's Offline bruh)
☐ Family Friendly
☐ Average
☑ 17+ (for explanation look up "tick tock by joji")
☐ Nothing to do here

---{Rating }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10

was half decent when free, but not worth any price tags now

me when the only dude with a flashlight gets kidnapped by the bracken, my buddy with the only sign falls into a pit and im left to fend for myself: 10/10 game
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amazing. i have no other words. amazing.

Really good, but fix your freaking sandbox meaning, i dont like the way u get the sandbox and i thing other ppl dont either :/

i do like it but.. not only did my main char on normal terraria get deleted now i cant play tmod cuz it wont uninztall calamity, it broke the dang game

y e s. g o o d g a m e.