Good question! How about I put the entire jeff the killer creepypasta on my profile instead??
Mandeville
The day Jeffrey Woods and his family arrived at their new home, the sky was overcast and the weather was muggy. The gray seemed to punctuate his mood. He was not thrilled to be here. Their new home was beautiful, though, a true example of his father’s newfound success. But still, it wasn’t the home he’d known.

A week after they’d settled in, Jeff and Liu woke up early. The sky was a crisp and gorgeous blue, and although the Louisiana heat was playing its usual cruel tricks, the brothers decided that a morning bike ride to explore the area would be just the right ticket to combat the slight pangs of homesickness that they’d both been experiencing over the last week.

“I miss home,” Liu blurted out, as Jeff was smearing salsa on the microwaved burrito that would serve as his breakfast.

“Me too, Liu, but I guess this is home now. We just sort of have to make the most of it.”

“I know, but all of our friends and stuff are back in New Orleans. Remember that building we’d always sneak up on top of and watch the city lights come on? I miss that,” Liu responded, sounding down.

“Yeah, and ZM Video. The owner knew us and would always let us rent R-rated movies without our parents there, and he’d always hook us up with a free video game rental if we got a few movies… yeah, I miss that too, but Liu, we have to…”

Liu interrupted, “I know, we have to make the most out of this. This place just seems so fake, and mom and dad still treat us like we aren’t even here.”

“Yep, they do. I was sort of hoping the new house would improve their mood, but what can we do?”

Liu had no answer.

Jeff finished his breakfast and the two boys left the house to mount their bikes and explore a bit more. As it turned out, the subdivision they moved into was rather close to a cluster of stores in a small shopping center.

Village Shopping Center was the name of the short row of businesses. Within these were a Pizza Hut, a Chinese restaurant, a tobacco store, a Sprint store, and, what Jeff and Liu were most excited about, a video store.

“We’ll have to get mom or dad to come down here and open up an account so we can rent movies,” Liu mentioned as Jeff flipped a box over to read the description of a horror movie.

“♥♥♥♥, you’re right,” Jeff snapped, feeling a bit of frustration at this thought. He knew getting his parents to actually come down here and set up a membership would take forever, since their usual after-work routine was to go off into separate rooms until they got hungry enough to come out and speak.

Jeff glanced over at the girl working behind the counter, “Maybe I can go over there and sweet talk her into giving us accounts,” he joked.

“Yeah right, Jeff. One look at you and she’ll probably ban us,” Liu remarked back, a smile broad on his face.

“You doubt me, little man?”

“Doubt you? The guy who’s kissed two girls and almost touched a boob, never. Please go over and lay on all the charm.”

“Whatever. I totally could have banged that girl, but her parents came home and…”

“Last time you told me that story, you said her parents were out of town and her sister came home.”

Jeff became flustered, and while in the process of trying to make yet another comeback, the girl behind the register removed all doubt by speaking to the boys herself.

“Hey, aren’t those your bikes?” the young woman asked, pointing towards the glass window.

Randy, Keith, and Troy
Jeff and Liu looked over and saw three boys outside, two of which were riding around in circles on the Woods brother’s bikes. They would spin them around and then jump off, letting the bikes crash onto the pavement, just to stand them up and ride them again. The two boys riding the bikes were both slim in build; a heavier boy was stood on the sidewalk, drinking a Red Bull and watching.

Jeff and his brother made their way towards the doors of the video store. The fat kid saw them coming. Jeff couldn’t hear what he said to his two friends, but he made some sort of gesture while shouting. The other two boys dumped the bikes where they lay and walked towards the sidewalk, directly towards the two brothers.

“Those your bikes?” one of the boys asked as Jeff and Liu entered the summer heat.

“Yeah, why are you riding them?” Liu asked sharply.

“We just saw them there man, relax. We figured someone just left them out for us,” the same boy responded as his two friends joined him on either side.

Jeff, determined to make a good start here, tried to change the course of this confrontation.

“Well, they’re ours. We just moved here about a week ago. We live over on Fairmont Avenue, a few blocks from here. We were just checking out the neighborhood.” Jeff hoped that a civil tone could turn things around, but he could tell by the insolent look on the kid’s face that this was a difficult gamble.

“Good for you, you moved somewhere,” the fat kid remarked.

“Oh yeah, Troy,” the first boy spoke, “they moved into that piece of ♥♥♥♥ house with the gravel driveway. I was wondering who'd buy that place.”

“Well, Randy, now we know,” the big kid, apparently named Troy, replied.

Jeff, still trying to salvage the conversation, tried peaceful banter one more time. “Okay, so you’re Troy and you’re Randy. Well I’m Jeff and this is my brother Liu. We just moved here from New Orleans.”

“You ain’t in New Orleans now,” the third boy, who’d just now decided to speak, remarked.

“Yeah, and who the ♥♥♥♥ said you could call us by our names?” Randy asked, that insolent, privileged smile never leaving his face.

Jeff smiled and responded to Randy, “Well, I guess I could have called you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but I figured I would give you the benefit of the doubt.”

In that moment, a flare of rage replaced the smirk that had rested on Randy’s face throughout this entire exchange. The other two boys, Troy and the third member of this band, seemed to be momentarily struck silent. Perhaps they weren’t used to being stood up to.

“Oh, I’m sorry, was that language too adult for you?” Jeff asked. “And you, quiet boy, we know this isn’t New Orleans,” Jeff stated to the slim kid that had reminded him of his geographical locations, “because if this was New Orleans you three would already have gotten your asses kicked for touching someone else’s ♥♥♥♥.”

The slim kid looked back and forth at his two friends. However, Randy, clearly the leader, seemed to know what to say. “Keith, you gonna let this little ♥♥♥♥♥ talk to you like that?”

Jeff knew this part. Though he wanted quite badly to sock Randy and his pals around, a real concern suddenly invaded his mind. If he and Liu got into a fight on their first week in this new neighborhood, their parents would freak. He could practically hear it now. And while things had been far from perfect in their home, even after the move, there was a peace that had fallen over the family. Jeff, fighting his urges, decided to do his best to keep it.

He looked over the three, all very well dressed, very privileged-looking suburban kids, and dismissed them. “You guys are boring. Come on Liu, let them continue their playdates without us.”

Liu laughed at that and followed behind his brother towards the bikes. However, Randy and his little gang of would-be toughs would have none of that. They moved to block Jeff and his brother once again.

“Where you going, ♥♥♥♥♥?” Randy asked, shoving Jeff. Jeff could feel that the shove had no real conviction. Randy was trying to figure him out, seeing where his buttons were. He’d push harder eventually, but Jeff swallowed the slowly building anger within him once more.

Liu took a bit more exception to the shove.

“We’