blue is the superior color!

0/10 Red is a better color

There are G.I.'s in my yard, please get rid of them

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Hello everyone, concerned friend here. Recently this user discovered the video game “Rising Storm 2: Vietnam” after playing it on his computer. While i didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had been screaming 'XUNG PHONG’ in his sleep. When asked to do his homework, he called me 'A Mẽo' and said ‘GO HOME G.I.’. His grades have been dropping heavily since that day and whenever i refuse to give him my credit card for cosmetics he threatens me saying he’ll “Strappado” me. Yesterday I entered his room to witness him listening to extremely loud rave 'Tiến Quân Ca', he put a bunch of leaves on his shirt to make himself look hidden and now calls himself “Tunnel Rat Poison”. He refuses to go to bible study unless we use “Cu Chi” to get there. I don’t know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transportation except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?

I have an incredibly large penis (It might have been the 20cc Viagra syringe that crackhead gave me)