Nick Curse
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Micronesia
In recent weeks, the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) has been hit by a strange and unexpected crisis - a sudden influx of minions. These small, yellow, goblin-like creatures, made famous by the animated movie franchise, have been spotted all over the country, causing chaos and disruption wherever they go.

The cause of the minion crisis is still unknown, but some experts believe that a portal to their fictional world might have opened in the DRC. Others speculate that they might have been created by a mad scientist or have been used as a weapon of war by an unknown enemy.

The minions have been causing a great deal of damage, stealing food, breaking machinery and causing accidents. They have also been spotted attacking people, often in large groups. The Congolese army has been deployed to deal with the situation, but the minions' small size and agility makes them difficult to catch.

The international community has been providing humanitarian aid and support to the Congolese government to deal with the crisis. The UN peacekeeping mission MONUSCO has been called in to help with the evacuation of civilians and to provide security.

The situation remains tense, and the Congolese government has called for an emergency meeting of the UN Security Council to discuss the crisis. Meanwhile, scientists and experts are working to find a solution to the problem, but so far, nothing has been successful.
In recent weeks, the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) has been hit by a strange and unexpected crisis - a sudden influx of minions. These small, yellow, goblin-like creatures, made famous by the animated movie franchise, have been spotted all over the country, causing chaos and disruption wherever they go.

The cause of the minion crisis is still unknown, but some experts believe that a portal to their fictional world might have opened in the DRC. Others speculate that they might have been created by a mad scientist or have been used as a weapon of war by an unknown enemy.

The minions have been causing a great deal of damage, stealing food, breaking machinery and causing accidents. They have also been spotted attacking people, often in large groups. The Congolese army has been deployed to deal with the situation, but the minions' small size and agility makes them difficult to catch.

The international community has been providing humanitarian aid and support to the Congolese government to deal with the crisis. The UN peacekeeping mission MONUSCO has been called in to help with the evacuation of civilians and to provide security.

The situation remains tense, and the Congolese government has called for an emergency meeting of the UN Security Council to discuss the crisis. Meanwhile, scientists and experts are working to find a solution to the problem, but so far, nothing has been successful.
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