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I am living in your balls.
I am living in your balls.

You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:

FAQ:

Why are you living in my balls?

I'm not going to tell you.

Are you only in my balls?

You could say I am living in everybody's balls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your balls, I am living in your balls.

How are you surviving in my balls?

In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.

What are you planning to do in my balls?

Live in them, listening to you.

What do I do about you living in my balls?

Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the balls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.

When are you going to stop living in my balls?

You cannot escape me.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Idiot

"You should be rather be dead gang"

Idiot