Recent reviews by inourei

born to ♥♥♥♥,
forced to wipe

yet also

born to slack,
forced to work

The developer, Bal, puts his heart and soul into this game, and it really shows. From the story, to the art, to the gameplay, this is a passion project, and oh man I am so excited to see where this goes.
The mechanics are a fun bullet hell (and this is coming from someone who is terrible at said genre), all while gathering parts to create anime waifu bots (including a cockroach, that's so epic).

Bal has become a sweet friend of mine as well, to the point where he had me worried sick while he was making this game, please support him and his project, he surely deserves it.

i have not laughed so hard at a game in such a long time, its both scary and hilarious, and free right now! the prox chat really adds to the experience :D

I enslaved a man and then started breakdancing, 10/10

i let astarion bite me and kill me, still trying to smash him. 10/10 for the hot vampire alone.
also you can pet the dog.
update: smashed

so like.

god ghost is so hot

This game has filled me with so much love and joy to the point where I cried when it was over. Truly, what a masterpiece.

its candy crush with biddies

I, for some reason passed on buying the special limited run edition for the vita. And part of me is glad I did. Since mow I can enjoy this beautiful game on a crisp pc screen. I always used to ask what the hype was for this game, saying this would never be something for me. "What's so fun about mixing drinks?" I used to say - was I EVER wrong.

This game has become my obsession, and I am 100% that type of person that gets bored with a game in a day. Not this masterpiece. I don't even know how to explain it - it just struck something within me. Maybe because I relate so strongly to most of the characters it hurts? Who knows.

Words cannot begin to describe the amazing qualities of this game, I honestly don't want it to end. Plus it was only $13 when I bought it. (Not $100+ like the vita price was)

In short, play the game. But not if you're sensitive to mature jokes, smoking, or anything like that.