These are quotes that made me and my friends die laughing so enjoy:)

Boo: WTF did i just fart.

Boo: throws lime
Me: You finna dis the lime? No one dis the lime

Me: me and boo are similar
Pen: if there's two boos I'd be arguing with one and smacking the other
Boo: dying in the corner

Ares: ding dong the b.i.t.c.h is dead

Wasted: don`t bring a gun to a car fight

Me: trying to fit through crack and fails
Pen: yea you can't fit through that it's kinda fat shaming

Pen: there was a man named Colonel Custard

Me: Ash someone called me a snowhoe what does that mean
Ash: LOL

Me: singing Christmas songs
Boo: why are you singing Christmas songs?
Me: because I can.
Boo: ITS MARCH!!!!!!

Anya: can i trade the children for more cash?

Anya: IT MUST BE BUNNIES........or maybe midgets.

Granite: To take a ♥♥♥♥ is divine but a crooked ♥♥♥♥ should be left in the behind.

Harv: I wish to die peacefully in sleep like my uncle, not like the screaming people he drove in his bus.

My sister: that dog is red I want to kick it it's so ginger.

Me: im bring a styptic
Ash: you mean stickdick
Pen: WHAT!!!????

Celeb: Onryo more like Oreo

Gabby: ♥♥♥♥♥ LAYED A EGG!

Strix: women are a different kind of ani- i mean human.

Frieza: Brian is that you
Brian: have you seen my son
Cell: I'm 11 percent your son
Brian: I'm not giving you a allowance.

Me: you know whats better than menudo
My Mom: feet pics
Me: MOM!!!!! WTF

Karma: Dont give me Herpes you smell like cheese get away from me.