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1 person found this review helpful
32.0 hrs on record (30.0 hrs at review time)
Now imagine replacing the main char with a big buff black man with no historical data showing he was a samurai. ubisoft could never create perfection like this. btw im winning pride month :P
Posted 22 June.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
35.4 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
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My tip so creamy rn
Posted 9 May.
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1.8 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
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early but good
Posted 11 April.
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26.4 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
games amazing major city runs choppy but after a patch or 2 should run smooth game makes me cream forsure
Posted 21 March.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.2 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
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i go swim
Posted 30 December, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
6.7 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
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games a hidden gem makes me moist
Posted 29 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.0 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
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makes me moist
Posted 7 October, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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10.8 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
ignore all the negative reviews people are review bombing because they are pouting children the game is actually really good but server stability is lacking atm hense why the kids are crying. from the 2 hours ive got to play i can deff say if you vibe old school mmorpg give this a try its fire
Posted 1 May, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.8 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
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What you’ll need:

1 hand towel
2 rubber bands
1 tube of toothpaste
1 latex glove
Lube
Step 1: Place your toothpaste tube into the rubber glove.

Step 2: Take that glove and lay it on one end of the towel, with about an inch of the open end of the glove hanging beyond the edge.

Step 3: Roll the towel up around the toothpaste and glove.

Step 4: Wrap one rubber band around each end of the towel to keep it from unrolling.

Step 5: Remove the toothpaste tube. You’ll notice there’s a schlong-sized space in your rolled towel now. Thank you, toothpaste.

Step 6: Take the overhanging part of the glove and stretch it around the lip of the towel. You can even tuck it beneath the rubber band to keep it in place.

Step 7: Dribble a bit of lube into the opening of the glove, and voila! Your very first DIY Fleshlight!
Posted 2 April, 2023.
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8.9 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
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Tiny banger big bamboozled
Posted 30 March, 2023.
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