Will demolish you in every game he convinces you to buy.

After a good game in Rust, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great moments in Rust and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Rust Lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard:hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
this is what someone commented on my profile^^^

why am i alive

i bet this man cried from the emoji movie