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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2020 @ 9:01am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2020 @ 12:18pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2020 @ 2:46pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2020 @ 1:31pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2020 @ 12:16pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2020 @ 1:19pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2020 @ 2:50pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2020 @ 4:26pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 10:21am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 11:47am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 4:56pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2020 @ 3:37pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2020 @ 7:50pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2020 @ 5:32pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2020 @ 5:02pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2020 @ 5:13pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2020 @ 7:21pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2020 @ 7:12pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2020 @ 9:03am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2020 @ 7:28pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2020 @ 7:15pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 12:37pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2020 @ 6:15pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2020 @ 11:42am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 10:12am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 4:44pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2020 @ 6:00pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2020 @ 6:03pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 12:44pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2020 @ 6:36pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2020 @ 7:10pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2020 @ 10:27am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2020 @ 4:06pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2020 @ 2:56pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2020 @ 7:37pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 2:14pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2021 @ 3:59pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 2:39pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2020 @ 4:37pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2020 @ 12:27pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2020 @ 2:05pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2020 @ 8:55am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2020 @ 9:30am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2020 @ 1:50pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2020 @ 12:27pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2020 @ 5:40pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 9:34am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2020 @ 1:42pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2020 @ 3:09pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2020 @ 5:13pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2020 @ 5:38pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2020 @ 5:29pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2020 @ 6:58pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2020 @ 12:19pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2020 @ 6:55pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 4:59pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2020 @ 3:57pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2020 @ 6:57pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2020 @ 4:57pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2020 @ 1:02pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2020 @ 7:15pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 8:16am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 12:54pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2020 @ 4:45pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2020 @ 5:07pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2020 @ 5:46pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2020 @ 3:16pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 5:26pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2021 @ 11:39am



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
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My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
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