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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Desbloqueada a 27 nov. 2020 às 9:01

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Desbloqueada a 27 nov. 2020 às 12:18

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Desbloqueada a 28 nov. 2020 às 14:46

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Desbloqueada a 27 nov. 2020 às 13:31

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Desbloqueada a 27 nov. 2020 às 12:16

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Desbloqueada a 27 nov. 2020 às 13:19

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Desbloqueada a 27 nov. 2020 às 14:50

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Desbloqueada a 28 nov. 2020 às 16:26

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2020 às 10:21

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2020 às 11:47

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2020 às 16:56

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Desbloqueada a 1 dez. 2020 às 15:37

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Desbloqueada a 30 nov. 2020 às 19:50

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Desbloqueada a 30 nov. 2020 às 17:32

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Desbloqueada a 28 nov. 2020 às 17:02

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Desbloqueada a 28 nov. 2020 às 17:13

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Desbloqueada a 30 nov. 2020 às 19:21

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Desbloqueada a 30 nov. 2020 às 19:12

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Desbloqueada a 9 dez. 2020 às 9:03

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Desbloqueada a 30 nov. 2020 às 19:28

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Desbloqueada a 30 nov. 2020 às 19:15

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2020 às 12:37

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Desbloqueada a 30 nov. 2020 às 18:15

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Desbloqueada a 9 dez. 2020 às 11:42

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2020 às 10:12

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2020 às 16:44

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Desbloqueada a 5 dez. 2020 às 18:00

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Desbloqueada a 30 nov. 2020 às 18:03

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2020 às 12:44

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Desbloqueada a 10 dez. 2020 às 18:36

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Desbloqueada a 9 dez. 2020 às 19:10

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Desbloqueada a 30 nov. 2020 às 10:27

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Desbloqueada a 28 nov. 2020 às 16:06

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Desbloqueada a 28 nov. 2020 às 14:56

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Desbloqueada a 30 nov. 2020 às 19:37

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Desbloqueada a 29 ago. 2021 às 14:14

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Desbloqueada a 25 ago. 2021 às 15:59

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Desbloqueada a 11 dez. 2020 às 14:39

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Desbloqueada a 28 nov. 2020 às 16:37

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Desbloqueada a 27 nov. 2020 às 12:27

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Desbloqueada a 6 dez. 2020 às 14:05

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Desbloqueada a 27 nov. 2020 às 8:55

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Desbloqueada a 27 nov. 2020 às 9:30

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Desbloqueada a 27 nov. 2020 às 13:50

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Desbloqueada a 27 nov. 2020 às 12:27

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Desbloqueada a 30 nov. 2020 às 17:40

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2020 às 9:34

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Desbloqueada a 27 nov. 2020 às 13:42

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Desbloqueada a 28 nov. 2020 às 15:09

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Desbloqueada a 28 nov. 2020 às 17:13

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Desbloqueada a 30 nov. 2020 às 17:38

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Desbloqueada a 30 nov. 2020 às 17:29

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Desbloqueada a 28 nov. 2020 às 18:58

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Desbloqueada a 27 nov. 2020 às 12:19

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Desbloqueada a 9 dez. 2020 às 18:55

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2020 às 16:59

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Desbloqueada a 1 dez. 2020 às 15:57

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Desbloqueada a 1 dez. 2020 às 18:57

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Desbloqueada a 5 dez. 2020 às 16:57

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Desbloqueada a 9 dez. 2020 às 13:02

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Desbloqueada a 10 dez. 2020 às 19:15

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Desbloqueada a 11 dez. 2020 às 8:16

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Desbloqueada a 11 dez. 2020 às 12:54

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Desbloqueada a 5 dez. 2020 às 16:45

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Desbloqueada a 5 dez. 2020 às 17:07

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Desbloqueada a 5 dez. 2020 às 17:46

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Desbloqueada a 10 dez. 2020 às 15:16

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2020 às 17:26

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Desbloqueada a 19 jun. 2021 às 11:39



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
3 / 20

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30
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