can you add me?, a master at tactics

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

I'm gonna ring your mom's doorbell. She's not gonna answer it at first because she sees a tall black man. But she peeps through the peephole that I got peanut butter complexion, so everything's going to be all right! I'm gonna have the pizza box, and be like, "Excuse me ma'am, did you order pizza?" She's gonna look at me up and down, see the abs chiseling and busting through the UnderArmour? See the BBC slightly protruded to the left? And just PULL me in. The pizza box flies, she said, "W-Wait a minute, there's no pizza?" I said, "We-Well, you just pulled me in the house!" Throws me on the couch. Gets on her knees, grabs one fist, grabs another. Gives me a double-stack because I got the BBC. Starts sucking, twerking, twisting, and I'm like, "Ouugh! Ouhhh! Aghhhhhhh!"

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