I'm convinced that this man, nay- this creature is a homoerectus in hiding

Ophidiophobius

Have you guys heard of Raid Shadow Legends,
one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of
2019 and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined Raid over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class
with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear
that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun! Currently with over 300,000 reviews, Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! So what are you waiting for? Go to the video description, click on the special links and you'll get
50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! Good luck and I'll see you there!

I'm convinced that this person is a furry in hiding (real)

I'm convinced that this person is a furry in hiding