I can't smell.

i’m being gang stalked 24/7. the home depot lights flicker in morse. 6 employees followed me to aisle 9—none blinked. every paint can facing me. the forklifts BREATHE. they’re not human. the lawn gnome display rearranged itself when i turned around. big weather’s got humanoid space drone ops watching my every move. they control the wind, the squirrels, the mood lighting. i heard a gun say my name. jersey bunker psytech confirmed. i’m not paranoid. i’m targeted.

YOU MADE ME LOSE A STACK OF ARMOR ON BEGOTTEN COME TO BIRMINGHAM I KILL YOU

How about I kill you.

After a good game in rust , i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great times and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rust theme party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay.

No one took 0 yet so I'm gonna say it now