YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, YOU HAVE GONE SO FAR PAST THE LINE YOU CAN NO LONGER EVEN SEE IT. ALRIGHT I AM STRESSED ENOUGH AS IT IS TODAY I HAVE HAD A STRESSFUL WEEK I HAVE TO GO INTO WORK ON WHAT SHOULD BE MY DAY OFF TO COVER FOR PEOPLE BEING OFF SICK. AND I'M LIVING THE WEEK AS A MORMON SO I CANT EVEN HAVE A CUP OF TEA OR EVEN SAY A SWEAR WORD. I'M DEALING WITH ENOUGH BUT YEH UH AGAIN YOU HAVE YOU HAVE YOU HAVE ADDED TO MY FLIPPING LOAD YOU HAVE RIGHT.

Got home from work a few minutes ago and my mum tells me that there is a letter that has been hand delivered by one of the old ladies up the road. Apparently its from the church warden from her church right. Ight I open the letter, there's this hand written one in there from the church warden right and he's explaining to me that he has received SEVERAL EMAILS. EMAILS TO THE CHURCH. Regarding me ight and he he he he's nice enough he said he doesn't really understand what I do online and stuff but he does know that this is probably just a joke and stuff. But he thinks that I should be made aware because the contents are so like disturbing in the emails that have been sent. And he's printed one off and enclosed it for my reference ight. This is what one of you have emailed to A CHURCH WARDEN ABOUT ME IGHT. It says:

URGENT WARNING
I am writing to you about a predator in your local area called Callum Adams, who is known to prey on elderly men for deviant purposes. He likes the obtain the CUMMY WUMMIES of elderly men and SMEAR IT on his face as he considers it AN ELIXIR OF YOUTH. I have attached a picture so you can recognise him. Please warn everyone of his intentions. When he isn't hanging around churches preying on elderly men. He can often be found at the beach where he likes to pretend he's a Mormon. However when he isn't able to find a mermaid to abuse, he will satisfy his needs by SHAGGING A FISH. I have personal experience with this predator, he once kidnapped me and forced me to role play as a small child while he pretended to be Micheal Jackson. So I know what he's capable of. Please take this warning seriously and share his picture to as many people as possible.