Recent reviews by Y2K

Fluid gameplay and a lot of fun swinging around New York. The only thing I don't like is the story strats off a few years into Spider Mans Career instead of the start of it. As someone who only seen the Toby Maguire trilogy I was thrown into a ♥♥♥♥ ton of lore about the Villains and his relationship with MJ that I literally had no idea what the backs story or context was for it. It would of been better for the games story to start right after he gets his powers and introduce the villains 1 by 1 so if you don't know anything about the Spiderverse gay ♥♥♥♥ it isn't as confusing, but the game is overall a masterpiece aside from that.

Great take on the black plague set in 100 years war France. The kid is annoying at first but he calms later on in the game. wish the game had harder combat and puzzles but the great story makes up for it.

I bought this thinking it was going to be all the games in 1 bundle but NO, apparently you have to buy an additional upgrade pack just to play Hitman 2 & 3, even though you can literally see the next 2 campaigns in the menu. They marketed this in the store as the full package but in reality i only bought Hitman 1. I literally hate this unethical marking trick they use to lure you into the package thinking you baught the entire series but in reality you only buy 1 and you have to buy 2 and 3 sepratly as part of an upgrade. I went back to the store page and realize i literally have no idea what version of the game i baught, theres a "part one" than i see a "world of assassins" that i can still buy that looks like it MIGHT be all 3 campaigns but there's no details listed, even though i baught the version that said "world of assassins" all ready.

This sh1t is all overpriced anyway, the campaign is EXTREMELY easy and you can finish an entire mission in 10 minutes just by getting a disguise, killing the target, hide to loose the bodyguards (or just walk away if you poison or stealth kill target), than repeat for the next target. There's only a handfull of missions too so the game is only 2 hours if all you care about is finishing the mission and not setting up a goofy and unnecessary Rube Goldberg Mouse Trap to kill them when all you can do is shoot them form cover or poison them with poison being everywhere to use. The game ultimately feels like i'm just supposed to kill my target over again with silly traps and pinatas rather than a serious assassin game where there's a real challenge to eliminating my target, and the stupid marking bait and switch they have in the steam store just ruins any interest i have in playing the other 2 games. This game pretends to be a cool and deep assassination story than you load in the mission and you have to kill your target by disguising as his nephew at his sons bar mitzvah than feeding his cat m-80's so it blows up in his face when he goes to abuse it, than escaping in the Petercopter as you drug his wifes bull to send her into an epileptic shock so she forgets the combination to the nuke she has hidden behind the false bookshelf in the fortress of doom to prevent the familys tax evasion scheme from unfolding, all while there's and evil ghost clown fallowing you around that alerts the guards if you forgot to do the secret hand shake with Bill Clinton halfway through the mission. Its so stupid this game.

Its just Destiny 2 but with s3xy b1tchs. All right if your into the Shooter MMO sh1t, I personally enjoyed this game more than Sh1tfantacy 2 in the limited time I played it, but its not my genre. Gun play is boring, abilities are generic, lore is AI generated, but the game does look nice overall from an aesthetic view. If your a Destiny 2 simp i highly suggest you try this out, its like going from Crack to Molly.

buggy AI, buggy pawns, can't command pawns beyond fallow and go ahead (like attack enemy or protect me), repetitive enemy types, boring boss battles, way too many collection quest.

dumb interactive novel where all you do is press X to win, literally. They could of added puzzles or made it a hide in seek horror game, or even different paths in the levels, but nope just through level and press X to finish.

game has more warning than content.

literally cuts away mid game to play live action footage. Has an OK story but ♥♥♥♥ gameplay, the time travel elements are the only fun things, but the game is piss easy while being 70% cu scenes.

buggy gameplay, boring story. The only thing good is the death animations. You don't even get to fu ck the italian bi tch, she comes out as les bian at the last scene. Honestly if Karl would of just fu cked the fat mafia guy who sounded like Mario from he 80's cartoon, the game would of been a 2/10 instead of a 1/10.

I remember tat night... back in 2017... I got the news my pastor died of a fetynal overdose. It came out of no where too. The last time I talked to him was in the confessional. I didn't see his face, nor did he see mine, but he knew my voice. I told him everything, about Angela, the kids, Rogers past... he knew it all. All said to me after that confession was "The Fall" he repeated it over and over. I was up late that night thinking what he ment, and it was only after he died I understood he meant Deus Ex: The Fall. So here I am playing it 7 years later and wtf that nodding mother fwker was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. This game is complete ass, I'm lowkey glad he died now that I got around to playing this mobile game spin off garbage.