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"Everybody, run! He knows about the hawk tuah legend!!" we all shouted in unison as we made our way through the woods.

It was a bad idea to go camping during the hawk tuah moon but we were just a bunch of teenagers who were bored and we didn't believe the legend until we saw it. My life flashed before my eyes when it happened, he just appeared out of nowhere and whispered "hawk tuah on it or it will be the end."

I remember running so fast, leaving all my friends behind with the hawk tuah entity. To this day, I do not know if they're okay or if the hawk tuah got them.

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