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Greetings, honorable gamer! I am Yu Sak Mi, 27 years old, from humble farming village in China. All villagers Silver Elite rank, but I Gold Nova 2 - very skilled, like dragon among chickens! I humbly invite you join my CS2 team for great local tournament. 500 teams from nearby villages compete, all matches best of 5. Grand prize most auspicious: 2 sacks finest rice and one noble goat! Our small village burns with passion of thousand firecrackers for CS2! We practice diligently between tending rice paddies and feeding chickens. I, Gold Nova 2, am like wise CS2 master - my smoke grenades confuse enemies like morning mist, my eco rounds efficient as hardworking ant. Tournament long and challenging, like climbing Great Wall. But fear not! We have comfortable gaming chairs made from ancient tractor seats, blessed by local shaman. Prize may seem modest, but rice feeds family through long winter. And goat? Legends say it descends from mighty beast of great emperor! Join us, esteemed comrade!

AJ, your beauty and charm are as undeniable as your skills in Counter-Strike. It is with great joy that I propose we embark on a romantic adventure. I can promise to love and adore you for eternity, while supporting and boosting your morale whenever your morale needs lifting. Let us build a fortress of love, a sanctuary of support, a temple of affection and a safe-haven of protection, love and growth. Will you accept my proposal?

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